I’ve returned from the far away place of Ireland where there’s only shitty wifi to say how much I hate love triangles. Seriously.

How hard can it be to find an interesting sounding book without fucking love triangles in it. Fuck this.

posted 6 days ago



The Hobbit AU: The company realizes everything Thorin does is a really bad idea

and then they make Fili their king instead. Everything works out perfectly. Everyone survives. The end.

and we call it:



alternate ending to the third hobbit movie

thranduil walks around the battlefield and spies the dead bodies of fili and kili

and then he kneels down and touches them gently with one finger and they come back to life

and everyone lives happily ever after

thranduil is secretly ned the piemaker

the end

  • Moffat: We need someone to play John's wife.
  • Moffat: Wait... Martin has a partner.
  • Moffat: But who can we get to play Sherlock's parents?
  • Moffat: Wait... Benedict has parents.
  • Moffat: Where are we going to find a child to play young Sherlock?
  • Moffat: Wait... I have a child.
  • Moffat: Man I'm good at this.


Gandalf + fireworks

requested by reclaim-erebor



this is my original LOTR character, his name is Gundalf and he is Gandalf’s brother who uses a gun


i’m glad i’ve saved this image for so long

Lee Pace’s Secret Eyebrow Grooming Technique [x]


In which Dís is fed up with idiots and fighting and decides to do something about it, saving the day with her awesomeness and now everyone can go home.



That was just too silly not to be drawn.
The disturbing thing about this is that I’m pretty sure Thranduil would actually be able to slay the beast just with his rolled magazine.

My cat does this, but he has half as many legs.

s0neir requested: Bombur gifs! Because why not :3


harry hears his kids bragging about being the kids of harry potter so harry grabs them and sits them down and tells them “son, what you need to know is that we would have gotten exactly jack shit done without your aunt hermione. if you’re going to brag about relatives, brag about her.” 

"Play it up more! You’re just not being dramatic enough."

said no one to Shatner, ever

(via kate-boosh)

Mary + all the outfits


Dean Winchester meme: favorite traits [1/5]
↳ Being proud of the little things